Canada Pairings
What've we got? Why, PruCan, NedCan, CanUkr, and RusCan of course!
The Albino Potato And That One That Looks Like America (PruCan)
Rating: K+
Summary: Gilbert Beilschmidt was just a regular guy from Germany who hated his job at the local hospital. That is, until he met the lonely little boy at the end of the second floor hallway.
Summary: Gilbert Beilschmidt was just a regular guy from Germany who hated his job at the local hospital. That is, until he met the lonely little boy at the end of the second floor hallway.
Rating: G
Summary: The last 3 weeks had been a nightmare. With all the meetings, budget cuts, and enough political scandals to last a lifetime, Matthew was glad to be home.
Summary: The last 3 weeks had been a nightmare. With all the meetings, budget cuts, and enough political scandals to last a lifetime, Matthew was glad to be home.
Rating: M (Because I can't remember if anything actually happens or not so just to be safe)
Summary: Feb 1, 2010
I met him (being Prussia) in a meeting, Germany brought him along (because apparently when left alone he throws wild parties and destroys the house). He didn't seem that bad to me but America told me I would be better off staying away. What does he know eh? Besides, he tells me that about everyone that isn't him.
Summary: Feb 1, 2010
I met him (being Prussia) in a meeting, Germany brought him along (because apparently when left alone he throws wild parties and destroys the house). He didn't seem that bad to me but America told me I would be better off staying away. What does he know eh? Besides, he tells me that about everyone that isn't him.
Rating: T?
Summary: Gilbert kissed him at the airport and pressed a photograph into his grasping hands when he pulled back and Matthew whined."Wait for me," he whispered against his lips in between soft, sweet kisses and deep, bruising fervour. Matthew nodded and trembled and swallowed his tears. He clutched it to his chest. "I’ll be home for Christmas."
And Matthew knew that he was lying but he tried to smile anyway.
Summary: Gilbert kissed him at the airport and pressed a photograph into his grasping hands when he pulled back and Matthew whined."Wait for me," he whispered against his lips in between soft, sweet kisses and deep, bruising fervour. Matthew nodded and trembled and swallowed his tears. He clutched it to his chest. "I’ll be home for Christmas."
And Matthew knew that he was lying but he tried to smile anyway.
Rating: T
Summary: In which Matthew decides to announce his and Gilbert's relationship through Facebook, and in which chaos ensues. Matthew's starting to regret getting a Facebook account.
Summary: In which Matthew decides to announce his and Gilbert's relationship through Facebook, and in which chaos ensues. Matthew's starting to regret getting a Facebook account.
Rating: G
Summary: Two separate bar fights, two young men, one hospital. Matthew and Gilbert meet in the local hospital, and exchange stories while they wait to be treated for their somewhat minor injuries.
Summary: Two separate bar fights, two young men, one hospital. Matthew and Gilbert meet in the local hospital, and exchange stories while they wait to be treated for their somewhat minor injuries.
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: He was tingling with nerves--excited. Gilbert’s fingers curled tight and relaxed in their place where they rested against the headboard, arms spread and hanging by his wrists, tied delicately to the posts with a deep ruby coloured ribbon, silky against his skin and tickled as much as it pressed in...
Summary: He was tingling with nerves--excited. Gilbert’s fingers curled tight and relaxed in their place where they rested against the headboard, arms spread and hanging by his wrists, tied delicately to the posts with a deep ruby coloured ribbon, silky against his skin and tickled as much as it pressed in...
Rating: T
Summary: A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure.
Summary: A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure.
One Has A Rabbit, One Has A Polar Bear... And Apparently They Both Smoke Ridiculous Amounts Of Weed... (NedCan)
Rating: Not Rated (But I'd give it a T)
Summary: Flowers don't grow on toxic ground. Lars, representation of the Netherlands, knows this, even if his siblings are content to ignore it. However, suddenly notes are showing up in his pockets, and Lars can't help but plant a seed of hope.
Mathew is rarely ever seen. In his experience, it's a rather dangerous habit.
He finds himself ready to ignore that for Lars, if only to watch his smile grow.
Summary: Flowers don't grow on toxic ground. Lars, representation of the Netherlands, knows this, even if his siblings are content to ignore it. However, suddenly notes are showing up in his pockets, and Lars can't help but plant a seed of hope.
Mathew is rarely ever seen. In his experience, it's a rather dangerous habit.
He finds himself ready to ignore that for Lars, if only to watch his smile grow.
Rating: E(xplicit)
Summary: Matthew has the Rules for a reason and he strictly abides to them with zero intention of breaking them anytime soon... it's just that Lars makes him want to bend them every so often.
Summary: Matthew has the Rules for a reason and he strictly abides to them with zero intention of breaking them anytime soon... it's just that Lars makes him want to bend them every so often.
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: It's a good thing that nations don't actively participate in international sporting competitions. It gives them more opportunity to enjoy the spirit of the games in other ways.
Summary: It's a good thing that nations don't actively participate in international sporting competitions. It gives them more opportunity to enjoy the spirit of the games in other ways.
Rating: T?
Summary: Basically, Cuba and America don't agree on anything, except that those dirty Europeans need to keep their hands off Matthew. So, they decide to give Netherlands, Canada's established boyfriend, the shot gun talk. Only their version is more of the 'knock him out, tie him to a chair and threaten him in a basement talk'. The plan back fires and Matt finds out, and just lavishes attention on his poor boyfriend while Cuba and America blame one another for Canada being involved with the Netherlands in the first place.
Human names please!
Bonus: The boys are idiots and take him to a basement...in Canada.
Bonus 2: The basement has one of those exposed light bulbs, and a leaking pipe.
Bonus 3: Netherlands is SO not frightened by two youngsters, even after one loses his temper and slugs him. I mean he's seriously unimpressed.
Bonus 4: UK and France wholly support Cuba and America, but wisely don't get involved.
Summary: Basically, Cuba and America don't agree on anything, except that those dirty Europeans need to keep their hands off Matthew. So, they decide to give Netherlands, Canada's established boyfriend, the shot gun talk. Only their version is more of the 'knock him out, tie him to a chair and threaten him in a basement talk'. The plan back fires and Matt finds out, and just lavishes attention on his poor boyfriend while Cuba and America blame one another for Canada being involved with the Netherlands in the first place.
Human names please!
Bonus: The boys are idiots and take him to a basement...in Canada.
Bonus 2: The basement has one of those exposed light bulbs, and a leaking pipe.
Bonus 3: Netherlands is SO not frightened by two youngsters, even after one loses his temper and slugs him. I mean he's seriously unimpressed.
Bonus 4: UK and France wholly support Cuba and America, but wisely don't get involved.
Please Welcome Boobilicious and Bootilicious (CanUkr)
Rating: M
Summary: Matthew Williams is at a party, and totally smitten with this Katya girl. He wants some action, but he slowly comes to realise that it's never gonna happen. Or will it? Cankraine with a side of everything else and Netherlands in the trunk.
Summary: Matthew Williams is at a party, and totally smitten with this Katya girl. He wants some action, but he slowly comes to realise that it's never gonna happen. Or will it? Cankraine with a side of everything else and Netherlands in the trunk.
Rating: M
Summary: They could be anyone in that darkened room, her blindfolded and him without his glasses. They choose to be Matthew and Katyusha, not Canada and Ukraine.
Summary: They could be anyone in that darkened room, her blindfolded and him without his glasses. They choose to be Matthew and Katyusha, not Canada and Ukraine.
Two Snow Covered Assholes (RusCan)
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: It's the eighth game of the Canada-USSR Summit Series. The ridiculously intense emotional high from his people drives Canada outside where he finds calm, collected, ever-smiling Russia. What happens next, well, that goes without saying.
Summary: It's the eighth game of the Canada-USSR Summit Series. The ridiculously intense emotional high from his people drives Canada outside where he finds calm, collected, ever-smiling Russia. What happens next, well, that goes without saying.