Funny Ones
These Are the Ones That Made Me FrUKle
Rating: T
Summary: Arthur and Francis are co-hosts of a wacky talk show and there are many rumors about the nature of their relationship.
Summary: Arthur and Francis are co-hosts of a wacky talk show and there are many rumors about the nature of their relationship.
Rating: T
Summary: France overhears some nations talking about him in the sense that he would do whatever has a pulse. Alternatively, nation(s) approach him with one night stand suggestions, because "you would sleep with anybody, why not with me".
Point is, France is in a not very publicly known, but monogamous and (as far as it goes with those two) loving relationship with England.
And these remarks hurt him.
I would like to see England comforting him, telling him that the others are stupid and he shouldn't listen to them. Show me England (for once) being protective of his partner, and actually proud to be in a relationship with France.
Bonus: England threatens the nations that offended France, and swears a rather violent revenge (whether he really pursues it or not is up to the filler).
Summary: France overhears some nations talking about him in the sense that he would do whatever has a pulse. Alternatively, nation(s) approach him with one night stand suggestions, because "you would sleep with anybody, why not with me".
Point is, France is in a not very publicly known, but monogamous and (as far as it goes with those two) loving relationship with England.
And these remarks hurt him.
I would like to see England comforting him, telling him that the others are stupid and he shouldn't listen to them. Show me England (for once) being protective of his partner, and actually proud to be in a relationship with France.
Bonus: England threatens the nations that offended France, and swears a rather violent revenge (whether he really pursues it or not is up to the filler).
Rating: PG-13
Summary: England is funny when he's drunk, and France is funny when he's baiting him. That was all the excuse I needed to write a fic about them bitching all night together in a Suffolk pub. Together they tackle the question "Who fucks better: capitalists or communists?" while France tries to keep England from throwing up on his shoes.
Summary: England is funny when he's drunk, and France is funny when he's baiting him. That was all the excuse I needed to write a fic about them bitching all night together in a Suffolk pub. Together they tackle the question "Who fucks better: capitalists or communists?" while France tries to keep England from throwing up on his shoes.
Rating: T
Summary: England's sleep is interrupted by the very inconsiderate nations in the room next door and he is forced into a rather illuminating conversation with his oldest acquaintance.
Summary: England's sleep is interrupted by the very inconsiderate nations in the room next door and he is forced into a rather illuminating conversation with his oldest acquaintance.
Rating: M
Summary: Scotland and France have been in a relationship since forever and whenever they're round Scotland's house they enjoy teasing Scotland's younger foster brother England.
Then they go off to University for three years and when they come back they find England's grown up very nicely.
Threesome ensues.
Bonus1: England bottoms.
Bonus2(for when England's all grown up): By day gentleman!England, by night punk!England
Summary: Scotland and France have been in a relationship since forever and whenever they're round Scotland's house they enjoy teasing Scotland's younger foster brother England.
Then they go off to University for three years and when they come back they find England's grown up very nicely.
Threesome ensues.
Bonus1: England bottoms.
Bonus2(for when England's all grown up): By day gentleman!England, by night punk!England
Rating: M
Summary: America and Canada sneak into their parents bedroom for some reason while their parents are out (maybe they're looking for Christmas presents or something IDK. lol)
Before they can leave without being caught though their parents come home and head towards the bedroom. So to avoid getting in trouble America and Canada hide under the bed and wait for them to leave.
Except they don't leave... in fact it sounds like they're wrestling or something?
Anon requests that it is written from the perspective of the kids under the bed.
Bonus: America and Canada panic thinking their parents really are trying to kill each other for real this time and try to stop them.
Summary: America and Canada sneak into their parents bedroom for some reason while their parents are out (maybe they're looking for Christmas presents or something IDK. lol)
Before they can leave without being caught though their parents come home and head towards the bedroom. So to avoid getting in trouble America and Canada hide under the bed and wait for them to leave.
Except they don't leave... in fact it sounds like they're wrestling or something?
Anon requests that it is written from the perspective of the kids under the bed.
Bonus: America and Canada panic thinking their parents really are trying to kill each other for real this time and try to stop them.