Smutty Ones
The FrUK Boys Are Getting Hot and Bothered...
For this one can we just agree that they are all rated at least M? Great, thanks.
Summary: England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Summary: It's France's birthday, and Prussia and Spain want to get him something special.
Summary: Apparently, when the English law that criminalised homosexuality was drawn up, Queen Victoria vetoed the addition of lesbian sex to the list of illegal activities. Admittedly this was because she apparently thought that 'women did not have such passions', but still.
This anon now wants a fic of fem!England taking advantage of this legal loophole. Preferred pairing would be England/India, but so long as it's reasonably canon, it's entirely up to the author.
Bonus: England keeps a straight face for almost the whole time, insisting that as a woman she has no emotional investment whatsoever in the coupling and generally being an uptight bitch.
Bonus 2: the other country proves her wrong.
This anon now wants a fic of fem!England taking advantage of this legal loophole. Preferred pairing would be England/India, but so long as it's reasonably canon, it's entirely up to the author.
Bonus: England keeps a straight face for almost the whole time, insisting that as a woman she has no emotional investment whatsoever in the coupling and generally being an uptight bitch.
Bonus 2: the other country proves her wrong.
Note: This one has RusAme also!
Summary: France and England, Hetalia's favorite bickering old couple, realize their relationship is on the rocks at the next meeting, when they end their night in the hotel room, sewing and reading the newspaper.
-Enter Russia and America in the next room, violently slamming each other into the walls, fighting and making a horrible racket. Arthur and Francis assume the worst until they begin to hear moaning, grunting, panting, vulgar Russian slurs and multiple orgasms (Alfred's a screamer...a reeeeeeally long screamer.).
Bonus: A fist/foot punches through the wall, enabling France and England to watch and jerk one another off.
Bonus: Francis is fired up to challenge Russia and America the next morning at breakfast.
Summary: France and England, Hetalia's favorite bickering old couple, realize their relationship is on the rocks at the next meeting, when they end their night in the hotel room, sewing and reading the newspaper.
-Enter Russia and America in the next room, violently slamming each other into the walls, fighting and making a horrible racket. Arthur and Francis assume the worst until they begin to hear moaning, grunting, panting, vulgar Russian slurs and multiple orgasms (Alfred's a screamer...a reeeeeeally long screamer.).
Bonus: A fist/foot punches through the wall, enabling France and England to watch and jerk one another off.
Bonus: Francis is fired up to challenge Russia and America the next morning at breakfast.
Summary: This is a lovely fic centred around aftercare after a particularly draining scene, written from Francis' POV.
Summary: Francis finds out about Arthur's little kink and he intends to take full advantage.
Summary: In the wake of a long period of political and military rivalry, two nations who previously couldn't stand each other now have to have sex to seal a treaty. Neither of them want it, but it's necessary to assure peace in the future. I want this awkward, snarky, claustrophobic and ultimately a little passionate. Obvs. pairings are France/UK and Russia/America, but honestly, you can choose any pairing you want as long as the war/rivalry between them was an equal one, even if the terms following were not.
Summary: Francis doesn't beg, especially not for sex, but thanks to Arthur he might just be reconsidering his stance on the matter.
Summary: France and England finally have it out about Jean D'arc and the 100 Years War.
Summary: Francis doesn't remember what it was like to be alive, but these moments with Arthur are as close as he'll get, and perhaps all he needs.
Summary: France has lost, and England makes sure he knows it.
Summary: England wants America, and France offers to help him cook an excellent dinner for him. The cooking night turns out to be great fun, food fights, bickering and playful snark, where old feelings are re-awakened and both discover they’re having a surprisingly good time. Ends in spontaneous, totally unplanned, sensual sex, and the morning after leaves England very confused and France feeling extremely guilty because he loves America dearly, too, but his past feelings for England have appeared again.
Can end any way you like! FrUK with America alone or actually going out with someone else from the start, USUK with France alone or finding someone else, all of them apart, all of them together (threesomes are delicious!)
Can end any way you like! FrUK with America alone or actually going out with someone else from the start, USUK with France alone or finding someone else, all of them apart, all of them together (threesomes are delicious!)
Summary: "A survey found that around a third of the adult British population has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion." England attempts to reason why France is unhealthy for him.
Summary: PWP. Francis and Arthur only have sex when Arthur is completely drunk, but it doesn't matter because it's 'just sex', right? Completely sappy fluff and plotless porn, feat. ceiling jizz.
Summary: The title is your summary, your warning, and your enticement.