England Pairings
Honestly, most of this is porn... Sorry Artie... PrUK, SpUK, EngBel, DenEng, EngPort, EngSey, EngIta, IggyChu, and RusEng.
SMH I Love These Assholes... (PrUK)
Ship: Prussia/Fem!England
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: Prussia/fem!England …and sex in an armchair
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: Prussia/fem!England …and sex in an armchair
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: PWP based on RP with my Prussia. Arthur tops (as he usually does, because Gil makes one hell of a sexy sub). Enjoy!
Summary: PWP based on RP with my Prussia. Arthur tops (as he usually does, because Gil makes one hell of a sexy sub). Enjoy!
Two Pirates Do The Do (SpUK)
Rating: M (P Much Shameless Smut)
Summary: “From the New World?” England asked.
“The jungle of it,” Spain agreed.
Summary: “From the New World?” England asked.
“The jungle of it,” Spain agreed.
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: After the fall of the Spanish armada, the personification of Spain falls into English clutches; where the young, charismatic new King of the ocean enjoys claiming hearts as well as stealing pride.
Summary: After the fall of the Spanish armada, the personification of Spain falls into English clutches; where the young, charismatic new King of the ocean enjoys claiming hearts as well as stealing pride.
Who Knew Waffles And Scones Could Go Together So Swimmingly? (EngBel)
Rating: T (But maybe M)
Summary: Just because England officials went to Belgium's aid during WWII for the sake of keeping Germany away from major Belgian ports, doesn't mean that England didn't have other motives. That's right guys- ENGLAND X BELGIUM. Anything to do with their relationship and the whole WWII thing, though I'd love to see England in the trenches at some point. But honestly, I'd be over joyed with anything- I'm talking 'here have my first born kid' sort of thing. And please, if Germany is in the story, don't make him the bad guy? D: It's his bosses fault, not his.
BONUS 1: If England has a photo of Belgium with him at all times through the war.
BONUS 2: If England and Belgium weren't actually ever in a relationship prior to these events.
YOUCANHAVEMYLIFEANDSOUL BONUS 3: If Belgium had actually been beaten/abused physically, mentally, and or emotionally by German soldiers or Germany's boss in addition to the stuff she was going through because of what was happening to her people. (It was called the 'Rape of Belgium' in other countries when Germany invaded, so I guess you could have sexual abuse if you wanted? But only mentioned/talked about, not described.)
Summary: Just because England officials went to Belgium's aid during WWII for the sake of keeping Germany away from major Belgian ports, doesn't mean that England didn't have other motives. That's right guys- ENGLAND X BELGIUM. Anything to do with their relationship and the whole WWII thing, though I'd love to see England in the trenches at some point. But honestly, I'd be over joyed with anything- I'm talking 'here have my first born kid' sort of thing. And please, if Germany is in the story, don't make him the bad guy? D: It's his bosses fault, not his.
BONUS 1: If England has a photo of Belgium with him at all times through the war.
BONUS 2: If England and Belgium weren't actually ever in a relationship prior to these events.
YOUCANHAVEMYLIFEANDSOUL BONUS 3: If Belgium had actually been beaten/abused physically, mentally, and or emotionally by German soldiers or Germany's boss in addition to the stuff she was going through because of what was happening to her people. (It was called the 'Rape of Belgium' in other countries when Germany invaded, so I guess you could have sexual abuse if you wanted? But only mentioned/talked about, not described.)
The Lego Pirate Ship (DenEng)
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: In my head, England gets actually physically shook up (like, shaking) whenever one of the Nordics glare at him and he whispers "LyndesfarneLyndesfarneLyndesfarne" and the "deliver us from the Vikings" prayer.
Historically, it was mostly Denmark and Norway who pillaged England. So, while Su-san's scary and all that, I think one cold stare from Nor and an off-hand remark from Den would seriously set Iggy off.
Anon thinks this may lead to non or dub con. That's okay~
Summary: In my head, England gets actually physically shook up (like, shaking) whenever one of the Nordics glare at him and he whispers "LyndesfarneLyndesfarneLyndesfarne" and the "deliver us from the Vikings" prayer.
Historically, it was mostly Denmark and Norway who pillaged England. So, while Su-san's scary and all that, I think one cold stare from Nor and an off-hand remark from Den would seriously set Iggy off.
Anon thinks this may lead to non or dub con. That's okay~
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: I've found some good Denmark/England stories floating around, however they are all sorely lacking one thing.
SMUT.
So, I'd like an aggressive, smirky Denmark topping the hell out of a submissive England. Bondage is nice but not necessary.
Summary: I've found some good Denmark/England stories floating around, however they are all sorely lacking one thing.
SMUT.
So, I'd like an aggressive, smirky Denmark topping the hell out of a submissive England. Bondage is nice but not necessary.
IDK Why I Don't Have More Of This One... (EngPort)
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: Portugal and England get it on in a ship.
Summary: Portugal and England get it on in a ship.
Rating: G?
Summary: Portugal and fem!England. This turned more into exploring Christmas lingerie than pyjamas, so content is mostly safe for work if you’re okay with a great deal of innuendo and knickers.
Summary: Portugal and fem!England. This turned more into exploring Christmas lingerie than pyjamas, so content is mostly safe for work if you’re okay with a great deal of innuendo and knickers.
The Island That Nobody Likes And The Island That Nobody Remembers (EngSey)
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: Seychelles fails with her grades and has to deal with her principle, *cough* England and wants to pass the grade, but it won't be for free.
Bonus: Erotic discipline approves. The rest is up to you!
Summary: Seychelles fails with her grades and has to deal with her principle, *cough* England and wants to pass the grade, but it won't be for free.
Bonus: Erotic discipline approves. The rest is up to you!
Rating: G
Summary: “Will you marry me?”
Summary: “Will you marry me?”
The Drunk Crybaby And The Sober Crybaby (EngIta)
Rating: I'ma say T, tops.
Summary: This could also be re-titled 'When Productive Painting Does Not Happen And England Is Only Half-Awake While Italy Is More Friendly Than Usual'.
Summary: This could also be re-titled 'When Productive Painting Does Not Happen And England Is Only Half-Awake While Italy Is More Friendly Than Usual'.
Two Old Men Who Like Tea (IggyChu)
Note: I don't normally ship this but... hot damn...
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: England/China- england feeding on china. Blood, flesh, cum, breastmilk- whatever.
Rating: M (Shameless Smut)
Summary: England/China- england feeding on china. Blood, flesh, cum, breastmilk- whatever.
Rating: T
Summary: In order to make the Allies' meetings go by more smoothly, America does some digging into England's and China's past. He uncovers some surprises in their relationship along the way...with a little help from France.
Summary: In order to make the Allies' meetings go by more smoothly, America does some digging into England's and China's past. He uncovers some surprises in their relationship along the way...with a little help from France.
Rating: T
Summary:Arthur and Yao have been hospitalized and they find companionship in each other. One can't keep a grip on reality and the other is running out of time.
Summary:Arthur and Yao have been hospitalized and they find companionship in each other. One can't keep a grip on reality and the other is running out of time.
IDK Man, I Kinda Like This Pairing, Not Gonna Lie (RusEng)
Rating: M (But only for like one short scene)
Summary: Arthur doesn’t mean to, but he falls in love somewhere between the people and the smells.
Summary: Arthur doesn’t mean to, but he falls in love somewhere between the people and the smells.
Rating: T?
Summary: They meet for the first time over a passing tray of champagne. The second time they meet, Arthur is shot. The third time they meet, Braginsky does not bother at all to hide his real accent. The first time they kiss, it is not gentle.
Summary: They meet for the first time over a passing tray of champagne. The second time they meet, Arthur is shot. The third time they meet, Braginsky does not bother at all to hide his real accent. The first time they kiss, it is not gentle.