Smutty Ones
In Which Ivan Always Has a Huge Penis Which Is Always Up Alfred's Butt...
I'll be honest, I didn't realize how much RusAme porn I had until now... All of these are rated Mature or above, cool?
Summary: Alfred could doze off in math class, no problems. Mr. Bragniski didn't really mind giving him detention either. But they both knew detention was code for 'I need you now.' Lucky for them, Ivan's classroom was at the end of the hall and he was known to stay late to "grade papers."
Summary: "But, what if we get caught? Not only will we be embarrassed, but everyone will know we're gay, and our reputations will be destroyed. We'll probably get kicked out of the Academy!"
Summary: A dominating Russian and a half compliant American, against a wall in an empty conference room.
Summary: "Ivan, kiss me." The Russian smiles and says: "Of course." ..."Ivan, make love to me." "Of course."
Summary: For lulz, America and Canada decide to switch places and clothes for a day and try being each other. Russia sees right through 'Canada', and seeing a perfect opportunity, approaches 'Canada' as though they're secret lovers. Russia's acting is so convincing that 'Canada' plays along, not wanting to blow the real Canada's cover or ruin 'his' relationship with Russia.
Summary: Modern Day Russia/America. Attempting to have sex in a cramped little cabin on a naval ship-- and growing increasingly frustrated and uncomfortable because of the lack of space.
Bonus: They're killing themselves trying to keep from making snarky comments.
Bonus 2: They're in uniforms and failing dismally at getting out of them.
Bonus 3: They end up all over the place trying to find a comfortable place to do it.
Bonus: They're killing themselves trying to keep from making snarky comments.
Bonus 2: They're in uniforms and failing dismally at getting out of them.
Bonus 3: They end up all over the place trying to find a comfortable place to do it.
Summary: Rus/Ger/US Where Russia and America use Germany as a middle-man for their frustrations.
Summary: Alfred and Ivan watch porn... and what else are two horny teens to do but get a little frisky?
Summary: Russia has nightmares, but America is there to chase them away. Consensual loving rather vanilla sex.
Summary: Russia, concerned that he and America are losing their spark in the modern era, goes to France for some advice. Apparently Nantucket, that innocent cowlick, is actually an erogenous zone. Equipped with the absurd advice Russia goes to visit America to see if such a claim is true, and if it will help them rekindle their passion.
Summary: College AU. Russia and America's relationship started as a rivalry but...
Summary: Alfred and Ivan are just a couple of dorky freshman teens who have an obstacle to overcome. Virginity.
Summary: "Do you have protection? I didn't bring anything with me," Ivan explained.Alfred pulled out the drawer, hand feeling inside before retrieving a handgun. "I'm always prepared, babe," he crowed, smiling sleazily.
Summary: Ivan waited patiently for Alfred to speak, and was caught off guard when no words came. Instead, the latter craned his neck, reaching up and claiming Ivan's lips again. "If we get caught," he murmured breathlessly after he'd broken the kiss. "I'm going to kill you."
Summary: In the wake of a long period of political and military rivalry, two nations who previously couldn't stand each other now have to have sex to seal a treaty. Neither of them want it, but it's necessary to assure peace in the future. I want this awkward, snarky, claustrophobic and ultimately a little passionate. Obvs. pairings are France/UK and Russia/America, but honestly, you can choose any pairing you want as long as the war/rivalry between them was an equal one, even if the terms following were not.
Summary: Ivan’s desperate to show something to Alfred in his hotel room and Alfred’s only too happy to oblige.
Summary: Office AU. Sex on their boss’s desk.
Summary: Just like the title says, need more Russ/Ame/Russ, that last part totally necessary. A littlelot of darkness thrown in would be nice, bloodplay is totally okay too.
Them enjoying bondage, restraints, things that may look cruel to others? OP will give OP's stocks of stroopwaffel.
Make it consensual, anons? *sparkly eyes*
Bonustiem for America wearing panties upon Russia's request. That's totally random, I know, but the image is not leaving my brain anytime soon, so might as well put it as a bonus, right?
Them enjoying bondage, restraints, things that may look cruel to others? OP will give OP's stocks of stroopwaffel.
Make it consensual, anons? *sparkly eyes*
Bonustiem for America wearing panties upon Russia's request. That's totally random, I know, but the image is not leaving my brain anytime soon, so might as well put it as a bonus, right?
Summary: It was at times like this that he wished he could hear. At least he could see, read, and understand the meaning of 'I love you'. AU deaf!Ivan
Summary: Angel Alfred and Demon Ivan, you can probably guess where this is going.